if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
When people call me a tree hugger and they think it’s an insult. Like hell yeah I’ll hug trees all day.
reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
This makes me want to cry.
Klaudija Visockyte on flickr
- Austin Kleon, author of Steal Like an Artist, echoes Neil Gaiman’s timeless advice on the creative life in reflecting on criticism online at the 2013 HOW Conference. (via hip-)
To the women who choose not to have kids, I have one thing to say: thank you.
You probably don’t hear it enough. In fact, you probably don’t hear it at all. What you do hear is an array of pro-childbearing responses, such as, “You’ll change your mind someday,” or, “Doesn’t your mother want…